The stupid git turns off the T.V

On a Saturday morning all you want to do is watch T.V just sit back and do nowt.

This morning I was watching the best T.V show in the world when my miserable father turned it off - the stupid git.

Halfords

I hate Halfords! They are all miserable gits.

We went to Halfords yesterday, and I saw a bike that I liked, I loved it and they said that they still had it in stock, so we went home and had a good night. Today we went round W. Yorckshire seeing bikes that I did not really like! So we went back to blooming Halfords and the idiots and sold the bike yesterday; they could have told us - dick heads!